21 October 2005

Get Serious

Yes I am about to rant, sorry. Email, as wonderful and beautiful of a communications medium as it is can be used for the forces of evil. You know what I am referring to - the pointless, useless, "God help me who had time to sit around and come up with this?" CHAIN LETTER. The following is an actual chain letter that a friend sent to me (as a joke?):

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."

If u open this you have to repost it, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life!!!!!!! If I don't get this back I guess you're not my friend. If you have a lot of love for someone, copy and send this to your whole list. In 5 minutes your true love will call or message you. You have just been WISHED. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at approx. 1:42pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you will be cursed with relationship problems for the most important time of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes to carry on the chain...and spare yourself the emotional stress. Be careful, (COPY AND PASTE, DO NOT JUST CLICK FORWARD)

I am in serious trouble now. I erased it. I don't think posting it here is perpetuating the cycle. In any case I suppose I'll be getting a visit from this guy instead of Mr. Perfect described above. Oh well.
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